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Wednesday, March 3, 2021

You wake up in an assassins creed game

 As you regain consciousness, you realize you are having sex. From a girl’s perspective. As you come, you hear a voice yell, it sounds familiar. You open your eyes and above you is Ezio auditore. He jumps out the window as Vieri bursts open your bedroom door. 

You feel like you love him. But it doesn’t last, as he runs away, your vision goes dark again. You open your eyes and you now are Paola, the leader of the courtesans. You really feel like her, and your previous experience make you really like Ezio. You show him how to hide from templars. 

Being a courtesan, you spend some time sleeping with random NPCs when Ezio isn’t there. After some time, everything goes dark again. 

You open your eyes and realize you are Caterina Sforza. And although you really fell for Ezio, and tries to get him to sleep with you, none of your advances worked. You felt bummed down. “This is worse than being killed by a guardian” you think. Everything went black again. 

You open your eyes, you are in the present time. “Lucy” you think as you see your hands. You can barely move. “Oh shit, the end of assassin’s crees 3”. Desmond is in front of you, slowly moving towards you, with his blade in hand. He glitches out, and you see Ezio in his place. “A fitting end” you think as you feel the cold blade enter your body and kill you. 

One more time everything goes dark. 

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