Seduce him

He keeps on talking and you know he is just trying to help. It may be his thick french accent or the few whiskeys you just drank, but he sure looks cute. You giggle at the thought of having sex with him. “Wait? Is this a pickup line?” He asks. “Oh boy, you are cute!” You say totally drunk. You try to act normal “i may not know who I am, but i know i find you attractive” you say as you take another sip of your drink. 

“I like... agree... with everything you propose” you tell him while standing up. You almost fall down. “Oh god! Such a lightweight i am” you say. He stands up to help you walk. But you kiss him, he kisses you back. “You know, maybe we can go to my room and have some fun” you propose. “But you don’t have a room here” he says. “Oh yeah, that’s right” you laugh. “Well, i guess you can take me to...” you pull out the keycard from your purse and read the hotel’s name “... to the le Royal monsho” you clumsily pronounce it. “Monceau” he corrects you. “Yeah... that one” you say. 

You take a cab with him. He keeps talking, but you are not listening, you are just thinking about having sex with him. This isn’t like you. When you wake up this morning, you actually thought you were a guy, then you were in bed with a random married guy, not knowing who you are, and now, all you can think of is having sex with this... with this guy. 

What do you do next:

• Get yourself together. He is just trying to help. 
• Give him a hand job while in the car. 
• You need some rest. Rest on his shoulder and sleep a little.