Suddenly you are in a dark alley. He looks different, pale skin, green hair, and a huge grin. You, pale skin, skimpy outfit, high pitched voice, and a huge mace on your right hand. “Hey Mr. J”, you say with a thick accent, “you sure the bat won’t come?”. He just laughs, “oh no no no, he will show up, we will show him the time of his life” he says. That only makes you more excited. You take a big swing at the jewelry shop window. It isn’t like you to perform such a petty crime, but Mr. J ordered you to do so.
“Hi! I am Harley, I’ll be your rober tonight” you tell the people inside the store. They don’t say a word, while you fill up some bags, and wear a few expensive necklaces on your neck. “Time to leave” mr. J tells you.
You both get on his car an leave. “I am so disappointed, he didn’t show up” he says. And right then, you hear a loud noise from the car’s roof. “So exciting” you say as you open the window and reach the top. You fight the bat for a while, but you are no match for him.
You fall off the car, but you use a rope to pull the bat down too. Mr. J gets away. The bat takes you in his car to the Assylum. He is as quiet as always. “Ooohhh you are always so quiet, you are trying to appear menacing bats” you tell him, but he ignores you. “But I know the truth, and don’t worry, Mr. J doesn’t. I know deep inside in you, you are just a boy, a boy that lost his parents in an alleyway” you tell him, he push on the breaks. “Haha!”, you say, “i’ve known since the first day I met you Bruce. I used to be a psychologist you know” you tell him. “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me, not even Mr. J knows” you say as you touch his chest trying to seduce him. He grabs your hand.
Your plan is working you are getting on his nerves. You suddenly kiss him. He starts laughing. The serum is working. You had one mission, kiss the bat and he will be yours to control. Poison Ivy has created the serum for you, no one else knew about it. “You are now my pet” you tell the bat he nods. “Don’t worry, I won’t have you do anything illegal” you tell him. “Well only one thing, one little thing, you will let me free, and i want you to go back for Mr. J and arrest him, if he ever ever escapes out of jail, make sure to beat him into a pulp” you say as you kiss him again. He opens the roof to his fancy car and you leave. He quickly goes back for the joker.
You are free to roam the city, no bat to will stop you. But for now, you will go back to Ivy’s place to have some fun. After all, she is who your former friend is in this reality.
Back at Ivy’s place you watch the news the bat arrested mr. J. He beat the crap out of him. With a big smile, you grab Ivy’s leg and then kiss her. This is going to be a hell of a week.
At the end of the week
- You decide to stay for longer
- You decide to live the same experience from the bat’s point of view
- You go back to reality
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