Seduce him

You are quite sure he must have a crush on you. After all that’s how you felt back when you were him. You pretend to drop your pen “sorry, so clumsy”, you say while sexily picking it up. He is trying to look the other way. You just smile. 

“So, can you start right away?” You ask him. “Yes, i think so” he answers. “Great!” You tell him, and show him his office. “I’ll have HR come meet you” you tell him. 

You spend the rest of the day fantasizing on having fun with him. At the end of the day, you get your team to go out for a couple of drinks. Of course that includes him. 

It was s simple plan. Get him drunk to losen himself up, and sleep with him. But he was refraining from drinking. That was not the plan. If you had brought the notebook you would have wished for him to drink his ass off. But instead, you got yourself drunk.

The next day with a horrible hangover. You notice your employees sharing videos of you trying to seduce the new guy. It was embarrassing. 

• You don’t care
• Your notebook is gone